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Words of Appreciation

Words of appreciation can sometimes come across as banal and trite.  After all, is there a more tired sentiment than a quickly scrawled “you are appreciated”?  Yet for employers and employees, businessmen and clients, family members and close friends, associates and lovers, expressing appreciation for everything a person means to you is absolutely necessary.  When you find yourself lost for words, try some of these words of appreciation from the heart.  They’re not all sentimental or sappy (though some are), but each phrase expresses something about that special relationship that lifts your heart and makes the day to day stresses that you face more manageable.  Take the time today to tell someone “I appreciate you.”  (from YourDictionary.com)

Casual Words of Appreciation

These phrases are appropriate for business relationships, casual friends, and acquaintances who have gone the extra mile for you.

  • I just wanted to let you know—the things you do for (me, the company, our group) do not go unnoticed.  You’re a necessary piece to this puzzle.  I appreciate your dedication and service, and I know others do too.
  • Thank you from the bottom of my heart for your commitment.  You are not only a valued member of this group, you’re a dear friend.  I can’t imagine working without you.
  • You’re the heart and soul of this team.  I appreciate your dedicated commitment.
  • I only wish to aspire to the things you’ve achieved.  Telling you that you’re “appreciated” does not do your service justice.  You’re the best!
  • You do such a great job!  Keep it up.
  • Let me encourage you today: you’re not only on the right track.  You set the course for the rest of us.  I appreciate you.
  • The difference you make is nothing short of legendary.
  • I can’t imagine the world without you.  I only know it would be a much different, much less comforting place.
  • God bless you for always being there to cheer and to guide.

 Appreciation Quotes

Try some of these special quotes from some of the world’s leading philosophers, actors, and businessmen to convey your deep appreciation for another person.

  • Frederick Koenig once mentioned that happiness comes not from getting something we lack, but from the recognition and appreciation of what we do have.  I agree—I don’t know what I’d do without you.
  •  “I would rather be able to appreciate things I can not have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.” – Elbert Hubbard
  • According to the Dalai Lama, the roots of goodness are in the soil of appreciation for goodness.  You’ve been too good to me, and it is deeply appreciated.
  • To truly appreciate life, we seek companionship.  Thank you for being my companion.  I appreciate you.
  • “Courtesies of a small and trivial character are the ones which strike deepest in the gratefully and appreciating heart.” – Henry Clay
  • Goethe said, “treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being.”  You’ve treated me as though I were capable of reaching the stars.  Because of you, I have.
  • When I read that Dickens said, “reflect upon your present blessings,” you came to mind.
  • Proust urged his readers be grateful to people who make them happy.  I am grateful to you.

Relationships

Do you want to tell that special someone they’re appreciated without saying “I love you”?  Try a few of these on for size.

  • “Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.” – Voltaire
  • Your love and support will always be remembered, fondly in good times, and as encouragement in bad.
  • Someday I hope to give to you a fraction of all you’ve given me.
  • No words can express, no act of gratitude can relay, no gift can represent what your love and support have meant to me.  Please accept this note as an indicator of my heartfelt appreciation for everything you are.
  • I can’t imagine five minutes without you.  Thank God I’ve got the rest of my life to spend with you.
  • If I tried to tell you how much I appreciate you, I’d be talking the rest of my life.  I hope that, in some small way, you realize how much you’ve meant to me, and how truly I desire to give back to you.
  • You’ve bent over backwards for me.  Please let me repay you somehow, if only in a note telling you how much I appreciate your love and support.

 By Christy Rakoczy

Signs

  • If you drive a car and you have been strongly hit then get out of it exit and see:  if the hit is from behind then it mean the money is coming, if the hit is from the front then you start losing them.
  • If a husband opens the car door to his wife, it is either a new car or a new wife.
  • The large the tits the less remembered face.
  • If alcohol is hard to dring then expect it coming back!
  • If you cursing quietly, then you have a cold throat.
  • If again you gain 10 lb during last week, then this diet was advice to you by your best girlfriend.
  • Go to work is to money.
  • If the horse tells you that you are crazy, it means that you are.
  • The path to the refrigerator goes through through woman’s heart.
  • If you woke up with a girl you met yesterday and she doesn’t go away, then it is your wife.
  • If he looks straight into your eyes, then it’s a time to take care of your figure.
  • If you woke up fully dressed in the morning, it means that you will have a headache.
  • If the husband brings flowers for no reason, it means that the reason, actually, exists.
  • If you wake up in a good mood, it means that you didn’t wake up yet.

Humorous Phrases with Meanings

By A.V.

  • Man’s snoring has been designed by nature to ensure that a woman is not too upset when her husband hasn’t come home tonight.
  • It is unclear why men try so hard to acquire hand and heart of a woman they hardly use afterwords.
  • If a man can  observe naked woman from an animate object, then he the artist.
  • If a man can observe an inanimate object from a naked woman, then he is her husband.
  • All men are buying into the fact that not all women are for sale.
  • Man is trying to bring a woman onto a pedestal as high as possible to take a look what is under her skirt. 
  • Malvina’s history  has proven again that a woman could easily fall in love with a man with a wooden head, but possessing the Golden Key.
  • Woman is always ready to share with the man his share, especially if her share is large enough.
  • Give a woman unlimited freedom and she will immediately reduce your.
  • Women’s ideal man is quite simple: he whould have a desire for undressing her and be capable of dressing her as well.
  • Few women know what they want, but even they usually don’t know why.
  • A woman can forgive a man everything… but his stupidity in how lucky he is because of her.
  • Woman gets upset by man in two instances: when he look at her only as an enemy, and when he looks at her only as a friend.
  • Woman inspires a man first, then rings him, and then pull down his wings.
  • While answering a specific question woman says not what she was asked, but what  she  only wants to say.
  • The hardest thing for a woman is block her ears when a man talks about expensive earrings he bought for her.
  • Mastery of women is skillfully hide her harpoon as Amur’s arrow.
  • Some women behave as if they were not made from the rib, but of the coccyx.
  • It is equally hard for a woman to undertalk, as to be undersilent.
  • Woman is a mystery that is covered with cloth.
  • Woman is amazing creature that has a birthday, but doen’t have a date of birth.
  • Woman manages to be unpredictable even in photos.
  • More exciting than female logic can only be her underware.
  • The geometry of  female body doesn’t require any proof.
  • Nothing makes a woman more atractive as a stupid girlfriend.

Additional collection:

1. No person shall bring us to our knees! We have been laying there, and we will continue lie!

2. To love vodka, freebies, revolution, and be an asshole is not enough to call yourself Russian.

3. Please allow me to take a course where I will learn how to increase my salary.

4. The first who shake hand is the one who has weaker nerves.

5. To keep peace in the family, you need patience, love, understanding, and at least two television sets.

6. Greedy man pays twice. Stupid man pays three time more. Loch pays all his life.

7. Women do not pay attention to handsom men, only to men accompanied by beautiful women.

8. Fairy tales are terrible stories with a purpose of carefully preparing our children for reading newspapers and watching television news.

9. Is there any other country whereby an alcohol is stored in armored safes, and the “nuclear button” in a plastic suitcase?

10. Wisdom does not always come with age. It happens that age comes alone.

11. Life, of course, failed, but everything else was fine.

12. If relatives or friends do not call you for a long time, it means that they are all right.

13. Sorry, I was talking when you’re interrupting me.

14. Gifts for the 23-rd of February (Day of Russian Army)  is an investment towards the gifts for the 8-th of March (International Women Day).

15. When you combine your dark past with a bright future you will bring yourslef to the gray presence.

16. Russia is resilient country: any prediction for its future will eventually turns out to be optimistic.

17. The less cloth any woman is going to put on, the longer it would take her to undress.

18. Stupid people are getting married with women, smart people are married with men.

19. Decent person can easily identified by how awkwardly he does meanness.

20. The man who is admitting his mistake, when he is wrong, is a wise man. The man who is admitting a mistake, when he is right, is a married man.

21. “Image is nothing, thirst is all!” - Justified Brother Ivanushka nervously clattering his hooves.

22. We are slowly harnessing a horse, we are driving fast, and we press brakes realy hard.

23. Modesty prettyfies a man, indiscretion beautifies a woman.

24. If you help a friend when he in trouble, he will definitelly remember you when gets into a trouble once again .

25. Once I was young and handsome, now I am just handsome.

26. There is no any such clear and bright ideas that Russian people could not articulate by dirty words.

27. No one like Russian did not damp down fish! (Around space station in the Pacific Ocean!).

28. It is not always great in places we’ve been away from, but where we have never been before!

29. Democracy with elements of dictatorship is the same as constipation with elements of diarrhea.

30. If you want to make God laugh tell him about your plans for the future.

31. It’s not enough to know your own worth — you must still be in demand.

32. If a man never lies to a woman, then he doesn’t care about her feelings.

33. Instead of getting “joy doling telegrams”, it is better to recieve generosity of large money transfers.

34. If your wife suddenly gives you a new tie it means that she lost her attraction to a newly purchased mink coat.

35. Let wolves be fed and sheep remain intact, as well as eternal memory about the shepherd.

36. When there is not enough time, there is no time for a friendship – only for making love.

37. Milk is doubly ridiculous if taken after the cucumbers.

38. To force a woman to hurry is the same as trying to speed up your computer restart. The program must perform all necessary steps and other important things that always remain hidden from your observation.

39. Show me a man who has no problems, and I will find a scar from a brain injury.
40. Land in the illuminator! Land in the illuminator! And how, the hell, it gets there ?!…

41. If diapers are too tight in the front it means the childhood is over.

42. The best remedy against cockroaches is a dense beam of fast neutrons.

43. Life goes away so fast, as if it has no interest in us.

44. If you are calm, however, there are running and screaming people around, it means that there is something you don’t, probably, understand.

45. There is less and less that it is impossible to buy in a world, and there is more and more that is impossible to sell.

46. Let me go and have a nap before my bedtime.

47. Valuable advice: NEVER open a present right away – wait until the guests left. If you unrap it in front of the guests, then none of those presents can be given to these people. 

48. It is better to keep quiet and looks like a fool than open your mouth and dispel everyone’s doubts.

49. The girl was eighteen summers and thirty winters old.

50. Educated man makes no comments to a woman carrying a heavy lumber.

51. If every year they say you’ve changed for the better, you start to think: ” What I was in the first place?”

52. Everyone has been thinking to the extent of their immorality, howver, all thoughts have bee about the same subject.

53. Somehow, in every unhappy family a male is always a pervert and female is a fool.

54. Human life has been consumated once, usually, at the most inopportune moment.

55. “I love traveling, visiting new cities, countries, meet new people.” Genghis Khan.

56. Some people believe that they think, while they just rearrange their prejudices.

57. To help or not to get involved?

58. A real woman have to cut down a tree, destroy a house and raise a daughter.

59. There are people with God in their heart. There are people with the devil inside. And there are people with only worms.

60. A sponsor is a person who can easily loose his money than trying to explain where those money came from.
61. There is something to recall, unfortunately, there is nothing to tell the children.
62. There is no insuperable difficulties for us, there is only difficulties to overcomeour laziness.
63. Any good thought, wherever it comes from, is much better than our own but stupid one. (Lamotte-Levaye)

Aphorisms in Italian

 

PAROLE FRASI (In blu le parole
cliccabili)
ABATE 1 Le disgrazie sono la salsa di questa pessima pietanza che è la vita. (Abate Galiani)
2 Nessuno ardisca dare o ricevere qualcosa senza il permesso dell’abate, né avere alcunché di proprio, assolutamente nulla, dato che i monaci non sono ormai più padroni né del loro corpo né della loro volontà. (Regola di S. Benedetto)
ABBAIARE 1 L’uomo è un essere che fa rumore, cattiva musica e lascia abbaiare il cane. Solo qualche rara volta sta zitto, ma allora è morto (Kurt Tucholsky)
2 La gelosia è un abbaiare di cani che attira i ladri. (Karl Kraus)
3 Un mio amico ha un ottimo cane da guardia. A ogni rumore sospetto, lui sveglia il cane e il cane comincia ad abbaiare (Renato Pozzetto)
ABBANDONATO 1 Come è dolce aver estenuato e abbandonato le passioni! (Seneca)
2 L’uomo che si affanna per aumentare il patrimonio, ne viene schiacciato, è un vinto, che ha abbandonato le armi sul campo dell’onore. (Orazio)
3 Le ricchezze moltiplicano gli amici, ma il povero è abbandonato anche dall’amico che ha. (Salomone)
4 Noi siamo il solo animale abbandonato nudo sulla terra nuda, legato, incatenato, senza aver nulla di cui armarsi e proteggersi se non le spoglie degli altri. (Michel de Montaigne)
5 Se Dio non ti ha abbandonato nel passato, come potrà abbandonarti per l’avvenire. (S. Pio da Pietrelcina)
ABBASTANZA 1 A meno che un uomo non senta di avere una memoria abbastanza buona, è meglio che non s’arrischi mai a mentire. (Michel de Montaigne)
2 A questo mondo bisogna essere un po’ troppo buoni, per esserlo abbastanza. (Pierre de Marivaux)
3 Chiudete i ruscelli, o fanciulli, i prati hanno bevuto abbastanza. (Virgilio)
4 Chiunque ha degli antenati; il solo problema è andare abbastanza indietro nel tempo per trovarne uno buono. (Howard Kenneth Nixon)
5 E’ meglio non riflettere affatto che non riflettere abbastanza (Tristan Bernard)
6 Ho vissuto abbastanza; ora, sazio, aspetto la morte. (Seneca)
7 Il piacere è qualità poco ambiziosa: esso si stima abbastanza ricco per sé stesso senza mescolarvi il prezzo della reputazione, e si preferisce all’ombra. (Michel de Montaigne)
8 La mia biblioteca era per me un ducato grande abbastanza. (William Shakespeare)
9 Nessuno sa abbastanza, ed abbastanza presto (E. Pound)
10 Nessuno è abbastanza difeso contro i potenti. (Fedro)
11 Non dobbiamo cercare di vivere a lungo, ma di vivere abbastanza; vivere a lungo dipende dal destino, dalla nostra anima vivere quanto basta. (Seneca)
12 Non potrò mai dire abbastanza quanto io stimi la bellezza qualità possente e utile. Egli [Socrate] la chiamava una piccola tirannia, e Platone privilegio di natura. (Michel de Montaigne)
13 Non si calunnia mai abbastanza (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais)
14 Non è mai poco quello che è abbastanza (Seneca)
15 Si può bere troppo, ma non si beve mai abbastanza. (Gotthold Ephraim Lessing)
16 Siamo abbastanza forti per sopportare le disgrazie altrui. (François de La Rochefoucauld)
17 Una monetina può nascondere la stella più grande, se la tieni abbastanza vicina all’occhio. (Samuel Grafton)
ABBI 1 Abbi ben chiara la cosa da dire: le parole verranno. (Catone il Censore)
2 Abbi dolcezza verso il prossimo e umiltà verso Dio. (S. Pio da Pietrelcina)
ABBIA 1 Chi ti dà una serpe quando chiedi un pesce, può darsi abbia solo serpi da dare. La sua, dunque, è generosità. (Kahlil Gibran)
2 Da Adamo in poi, non c’è stata malefatta nella quale una donna non abbia avuto lo zampino. (William Makepeace Thackeray)
3 L’amore è come la febbre. Nasce e si spegne senza che la volontà vi abbia la minima parte (Stendhal)
4 L’unica ragione che abbia un romanzo di esistere è che cerca di rappresentare la vita. (Henry James)
5 L’uomo d’azione è l’unica persona che abbia più illusioni del sognatore. (Oscar Wilde)
6 La ragione e il torto non si dividono mai con un taglio così netto che ogni parte abbia soltanto dell’uno e del l’altra (Alessandro Manzoni)
7 Non aspirare a ciò che non ti è stato dato, affinché la tua speranza delusa non abbia motivo di lamentarsi. (Fedro)
8 Non c’è belva tanto feroce che non abbia un briciolo di pietà. Ma io non ne ho alcuno, quindi non sono una belva. (Shakespeare)
9 Non c’è niente di inutile in natura; neppure la stessa inutilità; niente s’è intromesso in questo universo che non abbia posto adatto. (Michel de Montaigne)
10 Non leggere mai un libro che abbia meno di un anno. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
11 Non è che io abbia paura di morire, è solo che non voglio esserci quando succederà. (Woody Allen)
12 Non è detto che la maggioranza abbia sempre torto. (Ivy Compton Burnett)
13 Non è necessario che abbia molto da dire chi può comandare con un gesto. (Stanislaw J. Lec)
14 Per il companatico degli schiavi si abbia cura di conservare le olive cadute dall’albero e quelle raccolte, che rendono poco olio; e si badi che durino a lungo. (Catone)
15 Se il diavolo non esiste, ma l’ha creato l’uomo, credo che egli l’abbia creato a propria immagine e somiglianza. (Fëdor Dostoevskij)
16 Soltanto le persone che evitano di suscitare la gelosia meritano che se ne abbia per loro. (François de La Rochefoucauld)
17 Tu chiedi quali progressi abbia fatto? Ho cominciato ad essere amico di me stesso. (Ecatone)
18 Vi è qualcosa di depravato in ogni uomo che non abbia voglia di violare i dieci comandamenti. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)
ABBIAMO 1 Che differenza c’è se ci cade addosso il casotto delle sentinelle o un monte? Nessuna. Eppure c’è chi teme di più questultima evenienza, sebbene entrambe siano ugualmente mortali: abbiamo più paura delle cause che degli effetti. (Seneca)
2 Ci vogliamo tanto bene perché abbiamo le stesse malattie. (Jonathan Swift)
3 Confessiamo i piccoli difetti solo per far credere che non ne abbiamo di più grandi (F. de la Rochefoucauld)
4 La noia è uno dei mali più gravi che abbiamo da sopportare. (Marcel Proust)
5 La nostra sola giustificazione, se ne abbiamo una, è di parlare in nome di tutti coloro che non possono farlo. (Albert Camus)
6 Nei libri che ricordiamo c’è tutta la sostanza di quelli che abbiamo dimenticato. (Elias Canetti)
7 Noi abbiamo creduto che Giove regnava in cielo, quando l’abbiamo sentito tuonare. (Orazio)
8 Noi abbiamo più buon senso quando le cose vanno male: quando vanno a gonfie vele, ci tolgono la capacità di intendere. (Seneca)
9 Noi effettuiamo per comitato le cose che non abbiamo il coraggio di fare da soli. (Frank Moore Colby)
10 Nulla è più pericoloso di un’idea, quando è l’unica che abbiamo. (Alain)
11 Oggi la critica è l’arte di cui abbiamo più bisogno. (William Gaddis)
12 Quando abbiamo di che mangiare e di che coprirci, contentiamoci di questo. (S. Paolo)
13 Quando ci sembra che si avvicini un pericolo di morte, consideriamo quanto ci sono vicini altri pericoli di cui non abbiamo paura. (Seneca)
14 Quando non abbiamo cose di maggiore importanza, giochiamo con la penna. (Fedro)
15 Se nel corso di un solo giorno abbiamo due o più esperienze adatte a provocare un sogno, questo farà riferimento ad un tutto unico; esso è costretto a farne un’unità. (S. Freud)
16 Tutti abbiamo dei desideri che preferiremmo non svelare ad altre persone e desideri che non ammettiamo nemmeno di fronte a noi stessi. (S. Freud)
17 Tutti quanti abbiamo provato, ritrovando degli amici, l’incanto dei brutti ricordi. (Antoine de Saint Exupéry)
ABBIANO 1 Fanno più disastri gli scienziati di quanti ne abbiano combinati gli ignoranti. (Giovanni Arpino)
2 Mi abbiano in odio, purché mi temano. (Cicerone)
3 Se un servo avrà osato unire a sé in matrimonio una donna o una fanciulla libera, incorrerà nella pena di morte. Nei riguardi di quella, che fu consenziente al servo, i parenti abbiano la potestà di ucciderla o venderla e di fare quel che vogliono delle cose di lei. (Editto di Rotari)
4 Voglio uomini che abbiano la volontà e il coraggio di camminare sulle orme degli apostoli. (E. de Mazenod)
ABBRACCIA 1 Disprezza le tentazioni ed abbraccia le tribolazioni. (S. Pio da Pietrelcina)
2 La passione amorosa presta bellezze e grazie all’oggetto che abbraccia, e fa che coloro i quali ne sono presi trovino, con un giudizio offuscato e alterato, ciò che amano, diverso e più perfetto che non sia. (Michel de Montaigne)
ABBRACCIO 1 I piaceri del palato sono simili ai ladri egiziani, che strangolano con un abbraccio. (Seneca)
2 Io stimo tutti gli uomini come miei compatrioti, e abbraccio un Polacco come un Francese, posponendo questo legame nazionale a quello universale e comune. (Michel de Montaigne)
ABILE 1 Ci sono occasioni nella vita in cui la verità e la semplicità sono il più abile maneggio. (Jean de La Bruyère)
2 Io vi ascolto, vecchi amici; è un pezzo che mi dite: “Metti un catenaccio! Impediscile di uscire“. Ma chi mi custodirà i custodi? Mia moglie è abile e comincia proprio da quelli. (Giovenale)
3 L’agricoltore non è né piùmeno che un uomo abile con un senso dell’humus. (E. B. White)
ABILI 1 L’onestà, che ai mediocri impedisce di raggiungere i loro fini, per gli abili è un mezzo di più per riuscire. (Luc de Clapiers Vauvenargues)
2 Venti e onde sono sempre dalla parte dei navigatori più abili. (Edward Gibbon)
ABITO 1 Lo stile è l’abito dei pensieri, e un pensiero ben vestito come un uomo ben vestito, si presenta molto meglio (Lord Chesterfield)
2 Parere non è essere, ma per essere bisogna anche parere. Nulla contribuisce tanto a fare il monaco quanto l’abito. (Ugo Bernasconi)
ABITUARTI 1 Fai ogni giorno qualcosa che non ti piace: questa è la regola d’oro per abituarti a fare il tuo dovere senza fatica. (Mark Twain)
2 Non abituarti a considerare i debiti soltanto un inconveniente: li scoprirai una calamità. (Samuel Johnson)
ABITUATA 1 La vostra lingua vi fa dire le parole a cui l’avete abituata (Hazrat Ali)
2 Ogni uomo la cui libido, come risultato di pratiche sessuali masturbatorie o perverse, si sia abituata alle situazioni e alle condizioni di soddisfazione anormali, sviluppa nel matrimonio minore potenza. (S. Freud)
ABITUDINE 1 Ci si sbaglierà raramente, attribuendo le azioni estreme alla vanità, quelle mediocri all’abitudine e quelle meschine alla paura (Nietzsche)
2 Ecco una delle cause dei nostri mali: viviamo imitando il prossimo e non ci facciamo regolare dalla ragione, ma trascinare dall’abitudine. (Seneca)
3 L’abitudine è in tutte le cose il miglior maestro. (Plinio il Vecchio)
4 La lunga soggezione genera l’abitudine, l’abitudine il consenso e l’imitazione. (Michel de Montaigne)
ABITUDINI 1 Le ragioni dell’insuccesso consistono nel crearsi abitudini. (Walter Horatio Pater)
2 Niente ha bisogno di essere cambiato quanto le abitudini degli altri (Mark Twain)
3 Vi consiglio, nelle vostre opinioni e nei vostri ragionamenti, come nelle vostre abitudini e in ogni altra cosa, la moderazione e la temperanza, e il fuggire dalle novità e dalle cose fuori del comune. (Michel de Montaigne)
4 dalla formica, o pigro, guarda le sue abitudini e diventa saggio. (Salomone)
ABNEGAZIONE 1 L’abnegazione non è una virtù: è soltanto l’effetto della prudenza sulla furfanteria. (George Bernard Shaw)
2 L’abnegazione principale è quella che si esercita al focolare domestico. (S. Pio da Pietrelcina)
3 Sopporta con maggiore abnegazione le croci che Dio ti manda. (S. Pio da Pietrelcina)
ABOLIRE 1 Per abolire la prostituzione bisognerebbe abolire gli uomini. (Maria Teresa d’Austria)
ABRAHAM 1 Il tatto è la capacità di descrivere gli altri come loro stessi si vedono. (Abraham Lincoln)
2 La democrazia è il governo del popolo, dal popolo, per il popolo. (Abraham Lincoln)
3 La religione di un uomo non vale molto se non ne traggono beneficio anche il suo cane e il suo gatto (Abraham Lincoln)
4 Nessuno è in grado di governare un altro senza il suo consenso. (Abraham Lincoln)
ABUSO 1 Nessuna confessione religiosa ha tanto peccato per abuso di espressioni metafisiche quanto la matematica. (Ludwig Joseph Wittgenstein)
2 Quanto più grande è il potere tanto più pericoloso è l’abuso (Edmund Burice)
ACCADE 1 Il matrimonioAccade quello che si vede nelle gabbie: gli uccelli che ne sono fuori si disperano per entrarvi; e con lo stesso impegno di uscirne quelli che ne son dentro. (Michel de Montaigne)
2 La vita è quella cosa che ci accade mentre siamo occupati in altri progetti (Anthony De Mello)
3 Quel che non si spera accade più spesso di quel che si spera. (Plauto)
4 Quello che ci aspettiamo a volte accade; quello che non ci aspettiamo accade spesso. (Benjamin Denjamin)
ACCADESSE 1 Il futuro che ci mostra il sogno non è quello che accadrà, ma quello che vorremmo accadesse. La mente popolare si comporta qui come fa generalmente: crede in ciò che desidera. (S. Freud)
2 Le spugne crescono nel mare. Mi chiedo quanto più profondo sarebbe il mare se questo non accadesse. (Steven Wright)
ACCANTO 1 Le persone viaggiano per stupirsi delle montagne, dei mari, dei fiumi, delle stelle; e passano accanto a se’ stessi senza meravigliarsi. (SantAgostino)
2 Se tutti gli economisti fossero stesi uno accanto all’altro, non raggiungerebbero una conclusione. (George Bernard Shaw)
ACCETTA 1 Accetta di buon grado le cose nell’aspetto e nel gusto in cui ti si presentano, giorno per giorno; il rimanente è fuori della tua conoscenza. (Michel de Montaigne)
2 Accetta ogni dolore e incomprensione per amore di Gesù. (S. Pio da Pietrelcina)
3 Ad un albero caduto accetta! accetta! (G. Verga)
4 Chi non accetta consiglio non può essere aiutato. (Benjamin Franklin)
5 L’assennato accetta i comandi, il linguacciuto va in rovina. (Salomone)
6 L’iniquo accetta regali di sotto il mantello per deviare il corso della giustizia. (Salomone)
ACCETTARE 1 Accettare la civiltà quale essa è significa praticamente accettare la decadenza. (George Orwell)
2 Come il donare è qualità ambiziosa e di privilegio, così l’accettare è caratteristica di sottomissione. (Michel de Montaigne)
3 La prima regola è stata di non accettare una cosa per vera finché non la riconoscessi per tale senza neppure un dubbio. (René Descartes)
4 Ricordiamo il vecchio adagio: se vuoi il mantenimento della pace sii sempre disposto alla guerra. Sarebbe ora di modificare questo adagio e di dire: se vuoi sopportare la vita, impara ad accettare la morte. (S. Freud)
ACCETTATA 1 E’ nobile cosa la povertà accettata con gioia. (Epicuro)
2 L’essere tentati è segno evidente che l’anima è ben accettata dal Signore. (S. Pio da Pietrelcina)
ACCOGLIE 1 Chi accoglie anche uno solo di questi bambini in nome mio, accoglie me. Chi invece scandalizza anche uno solo di questi piccoli che credono in me, sarebbe meglio per lui che gli fosse appesa al collo una macina girata da asino, e fosse gettato negli abissi del mare. (Gesù)
2 Chi accoglie un beneficio con animo grato paga la prima rata del suo debito. (Seneca)
3 Si può capire il carattere di una persona dal modo in cui accoglie le lodi (Seneca)
ACCOMPAGNA 1 Molto dolore s’accompagna a una grande sapienza, perciò chi acquista la sapienza aumenta le proprie pene. (18 Ecclesiaste 1)
2 Ricordati di spogliare gli avvenimenti dal tumulto che li accompagna e di considerarli nella loro essenza: capirai che in essi non c’è niente di terribile se non la nostra paura. (Seneca)
ACCORDO 1 Bisogna cambiare spesso opinione per essere d’accordo con il partito. (Cardinale di Retz)
2 L’arte migliore è quella in cui la mano, la testa e il cuore di un uomo procedono in accordo. (John Ruskin)
3 La democrazia è un piccolo nucleo basato sul comune accordo, circondato da una vasta gamma di differenze (James Bryant Conant)
4 Le donne tendono sempre a non essere d’accordo coi loro mariti. (Michel de Montaigne)
5 Libri e matrimonio non vanno d’accordo. (Molière)
6 Non astenetevi tra voi se non di comune accordo e temporaneamente, per dedicarvi alla preghiera, e poi ritornate a stare insieme, perché Satana non vi tenti nei momenti di passione. (S. Paolo)
ACCORGI 1 La felicità è come la salute: se non te ne accorgi vuol dire che c’è. (Ivan Sergeevic Turgenev)
2 Perché osservi la pagliuzza nell’occhio del tuo fratello, mentre non ti accorgi della trave che hai nel tuo occhio? O come potrai dire al tuo fratello: permetti che tolga la pagliuzza dal tuo occhio, mentre nell’occhio tuo c’è la trave? Ipocrita, togli prima la trave dal tuo occhio e poi ci vedrai bene per togliere la pagliuzza dall’occhio del tuo fratello. (Gesù)
ACCORRE 1 Colui che vede per strada un uomo alle prese con un assassino e, potendo, non accorre in suo aiuto, è punito di morte. (Antica legge egiziana)
2 Penso tra me e me quanti sono gli uomini che esercitano il corpo e quanto pochi quelli che esercitano la mente; quanta gente accorre a un passatempo inconsistente e vano, e che deserto intorno alle scienze; che animo debole hanno quegli atleti di cui ammiriamo i muscoli e le spalle. (Seneca)
ACETO 1 Come l’aceto ai denti e il fumo agli occhi così è il pigro per chi gli affida una missione. (Salomone)
2 Dubbio angoscioso – La giardiniera è sottolio o sottaceto? (Anonimo)
3 L’aceto è figlio del vino. (Talmud)
ACHILLE 1 Critici si nasce, artisti si diventa, pubblico si muore (Achille Bonito Oliva)
2 L’unico punto vulnerabile nel corpo di Achille fu quello per cui l’aveva tenuto sua madre (Henri de Montherlant)
3 Le donne ci piacciono perché sono meravigliose, o ci sembrano meravigliose perché ci piacciono. (Achille Campanile)
4 Mi spezzo ma non m’impiego. (Achille Campanile)
5 Non c’è alcun rapporto fra gli asparagi e l’immortalità dell’anima. (Achille Campanile)
ACQUA 1 Chi cade nell’acqua è forza che si bagni. (G. Verga)
2 Come acqua mi vado spandendo, si sono slogate tutte le mie ossa; il mio cuore è come cera, si liquefa dentro il mio petto. (14 Salmi 22)
3 I vicini devono fare come le tegole del tetto, a darsi l’acqua l’un l’altro. (G. Verga)
4 L’acqua che tocchi de’ fiumi è l’ultima di quelle che andò e la prima di quella che viene. Così il tempo presente. (Leonardo da Vinci)
5 L’uva è rigonfia d’acqua, flagellata da continui acquazzoni; oste, ammesso che tu ne avessi voglia, non puoi vendere questanno il vino puro. (Marziale)
6 La gloria è simile a un cerchio d’acqua che non smette mai di allargarsi, fino a che si disperde in un nulla. (William Shakespeare)
7 La ricchezza somiglia all’acqua di mare: quanto più se ne beve, tanto più si ha sete. (Arthur Schopenhauer)
8 La terra è un elemento posto al centro dell’universo: ha infatti una posizione non dissimile da quella che il tuorlo ha nell’uovo: intorno ad essa vi sono l’acqua e l’aria, come intorno al tuorlo c’è l’albume e la membrana che lo rinchiude. All’esterno, a contenere il tutto, c’è il fuoco come all’esterno dell’uovo c’è il guscio. (Beda)
9 Ma ciò che dice una donna all’amante appassionato, scrivilo nel vento e nell’acqua rapida (Catullo)
10 Non bere più acqua soltanto, ma usa un po’ di vino a causa del tuo stomaco e delle tue frequenti indisposizioni. (23 Timoteo (I libro) 5)
11 Per aver successo bisogna aggiungere acqua al proprio vino, finché non c’è più vino. (Jules Renard)
12 Qual acqua fresca a chi arde di sete è la buona notizia che vien da lontano. (25 Proverbi 25)
13 Se guardiamo un pezzo di legno perfettamente diritto, immerso nell’acqua, ci sembra curvo e spezzato. Non ha importanza che cosa guardi, ma come guardi: la nostra mente si ottenebra nello scrutare la verità. (Seneca)
14 Tu osservi in un bassorilievo dei pesci, illustre opera di Fidia. Sommergili nell’acqua: nuoteranno. (Marziale)
15 Tutte le scoperte della medicina si possono ricondurre alla breve formula : “l’acqua, bevuta moderatamente, non è nociva” (Mark Twain)
16 Tutti i malvagi sono bevitori di acqua, e lo dimostra il diluvio (Louis-Philippe conte di Sègur)
17 Una persona annega in alto mare, una annega in un bicchier d’acqua. Ma entrambi muoiono. (S. Pio da Pietrelcina)
ACQUE 1 Come acque profonde sono i consigli nel cuore umano, l’uomo accorto le sa attingere. (Salomone)
2 Un’inquietudine impotente ci tormenta, e andiamo per acque e terre inseguendo la felicità. Ma ciò che insegui è qui, se non ti manca la ragione. (Orazio)
ACQUISTA 1 Assai acquista chi perdendo impara. (Michelangelo Buonarroti)
2 Chi acquista la scienza, acquista travaglio e tormento. (Michel de Montaigne)
3 Molto dolore s’accompagna a una grande sapienza, perciò chi acquista la sapienza aumenta le proprie pene. (18 Ecclesiaste 1)
ADAGIO 1 Chi non trascura il soldo e il quattrino, adagio adagio arriva allo zecchino. (Filippo Pananti)
2 Ricordiamo il vecchio adagio: se vuoi il mantenimento della pace sii sempre disposto alla guerra. Sarebbe ora di modificare questo adagio e di dire: se vuoi sopportare la vita, impara ad accettare la morte. (S. Freud)
ADAMS 1 La moralità è un lusso privato e costoso. (Henry Brooks Adams)
2 Nessuno arriva in paradiso con gli occhi asciutti. (Thomas Adams)
ADATTA 1 Chi non si adatta alla gentilezza, per lo più paga il fio della propria superbia. (Fedro)
2 Chi si adatta bene alla povertà è ricco. (Seneca)
ADATTANO 1 Le grandi cause male s’adattano ai piccoli uomini. (Javaharlal Nehru)
2 Non potendo regolare gli avvenimenti, regolo me stesso, e mi adatto ad essi, se essi non si adattano a me. (Michel de Montaigne)
ADATTE 1 Non è che sono contrario al matrimonio; però mi pare che un uomo e una donna siano le persone meno adatte a sposarsi. (Massimo Troisi)
2 Se nel corso di un solo giorno abbiamo due o più esperienze adatte a provocare un sogno, questo farà riferimento ad un tutto unico; esso è costretto a farne un’unità. (S. Freud)
ADATTI 1 Colui che offre al proprio cane cibi non adatti o troppo caldi, sia punito con cento sferzate. (Artaserse)
2 Gli schiavi e gli animali domestici sono quasi uguali e rendono su per giù gli stessi servizi. La natura stessa vuole la schiavitù, perché fa differenti i corpi degli uomini liberi da quelli degli schiavi: gli schiavi col vigore che richiedono i lavori a cui sono predestinati, gli uomini liberi incapaci di curvare la loro diritta statura a opere servili e adatti, invece, alla vita politica e alle occupazioni guerresche o pacifiche. Dunque gli uomini sono liberi o schiavi per diritto di natura: la cosa è evidente. Utile agli stessi schiavi, la schiavitù è giusta. (Aristotele)
3 Io trovo che gli spiriti elevati non sono affatto meno adatti alle cose basse quanto gli spiriti bassi non lo siano a quelle elevate. (Michel de Montaigne)
4 Non posso e non voglio tagliare la mia coscienza perché si adatti alla moda di questanno. (Lillian Hellman)
ADATTO 1 Nessuno è adatto ad essere investito del potere. (Charles Percy Snow)
2 Non c’è niente di inutile in natura; neppure la stessa inutilità; niente s’è intromesso in questo universo che non abbia posto adatto. (Michel de Montaigne)
3 Non potendo regolare gli avvenimenti, regolo me stesso, e mi adatto ad essi, se essi non si adattano a me. (Michel de Montaigne)
4 Se ci fosse un popolo di dei, si governerebbe democraticamente. Un governo così perfetto non è adatto agli uomini. (Jean Jacques Rousseau)
5 Se un uomo non ha scoperto nulla per cui vorrebbe morire, non è adatto a vivere. (Martin Luther King)
ADDICE 1 I modi e il carattere propri ad un uomo sono quel che più gli si addice. (Marco Tullio Cicerone)
2 Il piccolo si addice ai piccoli. (Orazio)
ADDIRITTURA 1 A me bastano poche persone, anzi una sola o addirittura nessuna. (Seneca)
2 Solo i credenti, che pretendono che la scienza diventi il surrogato del catechismo a cui hanno rinunciato, possono biasimare il ricercatore che perfeziona o addirittura modifica le sue concezioni. (S. Freud)
ADDISON 1 Chi è fornito di argomenti pecuniari convincerà il proprio antagonista molto prima di chi trae argomenti dalla ragione e dalla filosofia (Joseph Addison)
2 L’infelicità deve essere commisurata non tanto al male in sé, quanto al carattere di chi soffre. (Joseph Addison)
3 La lettura è per la mente quel che l’esercizio è per il corpo. (Joseph Addison)
4 Noi siamo sempre impegnati… a fare qualcosa per la Posterità, ma sarei felice di vedere la Posterità fare qualcosa per noi (Joseph Addison)
5 Se dobbiamo credere ai nostri logici, l’uomo si distingue da tutte le altre creature per la facoltà di ridere (Joseph Addison)
6 Umore instabile ed incoerenza sono le maggiori debolezze della natura umana. (Joseph Addison)
ADDORMENTA 1 Chi russa si addormenta per primo. (Arthur Bloch)
2 Qualche volta s’addormenta anche il buon Omero. (Orazio)
ADDOSSO 1 Ad ogni sorpresa siamo preparati. Solo le cose quotidiane ci cascano addosso come calamità naturali. (Stanislaw J. Lec)
2 Che differenza c’è se ci cade addosso il casotto delle sentinelle o un monte? Nessuna. Eppure c’è chi teme di più questultima evenienza, sebbene entrambe siano ugualmente mortali: abbiamo più paura delle cause che degli effetti. (Seneca)
3 Oggi il consumatore è la vittima del produttore, che gli rovescia addosso una massa di prodotti ai quali deve trovar posto nella sua anima (Mary McCarthy)
4 Piangere un guaio ch’è ormai passato è il modo migliore per tirarsene addosso un altro. (William Shakespeare)

Aforismi e Citazioni

2003

Words of Wizdom

YOU MUST READ THIS!

Three things never come back:

Time, word, opportunity.

Three things should not be lost:
Peace, hope and honor.

Three things in life are most valuable:
Love, belief, friendship.

Three things in life never reliable:
Power, luck, fortune.

Three things define the man:
The work, honesty, and achievement.

Three things destroy the man:
Wine, pride, anger. 
 
But for sometimes to understand it all may take a lifetime.
_______________________________________________________________ 
One

Give people more than they expect and do it with joy.

Two
Marry someone whom you always have something to talk about.
When you get older, his / her ability to communicate is as important as everything else.

THREE
Do not believe i neverything you hear, give others everything you have and sleep well.
  
FOUR
If you say ‘I love you’, mean it!
 
FIVE

If you say, ‘I’m sorry’, look in the person’s eyes.

SIX
Be engaged for at least six months before marriage.
  
SEVEN
Believe in love at first sight.
  
EIGHT
Never laugh at anyone’s dreams.
People who do not have dreams do not have much.
  
NINE
Love deeply and passionately. Perhaps your heart will be broken, but it is the only way to live life completely.
  
TEN
In disagreements, argue fairly.
Do not allow insults.

ELEVEN
Do not judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE
Talk slowly but think quickly.
  
THIRTEEN
If you have been asked a question that you do not want to answer, smile and ask: ‘Why do you want to know? ”
  
FOURTEEN
Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
 
FIFTEEN
Say “Bless you!” when you hear someone sneeze.
 
SIXTEEN

If you lose, take a lesson.
 
SEVENTEEN
Remember the three important things:
Self-dignity
Respect for others

Responsibility for all your actions. 
  
EIGHTEEN

Do not let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

Nineteen
If you disocovered that you make a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
 
TWENTY

Smile when picking up the phone.
The caller will hear it in your voice.
 
TWENTY ONE
Spend time with yourself.

Blonds Sayings

  1. Angelina is my friend, but such a fool the world has not seen. First, she’d go with the guy, and then asked me to find out his name. And I too have to sleep with him to learn his name.
  2. We sat all night in the gazebo and worked all night whether pupping, or spinning. In general, his penis was in my hands.
  3. My preference is a man who is: very slim, walking silently as an Indian or some other animal.
  4. My husband went into business not only with the head, but with everything else that is designed for family life.
  5. My husband bought me shoes, a very crude imitation of “Salamander”. They are so heavy that he is treating ear for almost two weeks .
  6. Last weekend he went out saiing that to get some bread, but returned two days later. And he was laughing: he said that the line was too long.
  7. I bought for my husband drug, which increases his sensitivity by 5 centimeters, but, obviously, the shelf life of the drug has expired.
  8. I live far away  and Lenny took me home. Lying in bed with him, I began to think that we went too far.
  9. I cry all the time: during orgasm, and just from joy. I was so relaxed, as if the chain failed.
  10. I went over to Ivan in full confidence that will be nothing between us there , however, I feel that not every part of my body thinks so.
  11. When Eugine learned about my unfaithfulness, he beat me hard. But he still called an ambulance, which means that he still loves me.
  12. I get undressed and give him myself without even saying a word, because it will take time to find such a looser.
  13. You can get a lot of fun when find yourself in bed with another man. For example, when he falls asleep, you can write something with marker on his intimate part. Imagine, how his wife would be glad!
  14. My hand was between his legs, but, unfortunately, he had nothing to make me happy.
  15. When we sat down at the table, I found myself between the two Valeris. They told me that I should make a wish. I did, but nothing fulfilled my wish, only theirs.
  16. I do suspect that the climax – a reward for my hard work in bed.
  17. When I first saw Valentine I just realized that our relationship with Igor crept disharmony.
  18. In short, it was such a listening to a CD, that you need to follow it by widely-open eyes and run around looking for money for an abortion.
  19. But really, I was worried when the periods did not come three times in a row.
  20. I was so horny for sex! It was even hard to see how a steam hammer nailed the soil piles …
  21. I like all his masculine things, especially, his BMW and his cottage.
  22. I do not know why men avoid my side, when I have two main qualities – I am beautiful and stupid …
  23. I saw a letter from a psycho in your newspaper and I also decided to write you a letter. “Am I worse than him”?
  24. How smart should be the wife if her husband has no doubt how stupid she is?
  25. What is a woman? — It’s a mixture of a pure weekness with an evil force.
  26. (Deleted)
  27. With the money a man feels like a man… and a woman too.
  28. So why should I start looking for my “half”? To become one and a half?
  29. (Deleted)
  30. E-mail from a resort: “Honey, you’re the best, and I am not get tired in proving it.”
  31. Today my cat woke up on a winter saving time. “How should I adjust her time setting”? ” With shoe”.
  32. Woman loves with her ears, man - with his eyes, the dog - with his nose, and only the rabbit - with what it should be.
  33. (Deleted)
  34. The man is such a bastard that only a woman could be worse.
  35. (Deleted)
  36. As soon as you find your half, other halfs begin surrounding you and making you doubt.
  37. I spelled the word ‘toilet’ backwards before; and now I am afraid to sit on it.
  38. It is no matter how you count goats and sheep in order to fall asleep – if one of them is close to you and snoring – you wan’t be able to…

Etymology (country names)

Etymology (from al-Greek. Ὁ ἔτυμος – «the true meaning of the word” and other Greek Λογια – «doctrine”, “science”) – section of linguistics (specifically the historical and comparative linguistics), studying the origin of words. Initially, the ancients – the doctrine of the “true” ( “original”) meaning of the word. The term originated among the Greek Stoics, attributed to Chrysippus (281/278 B.C. - 208/205 B.C.). Roman grammarian Varro (116 – 27 years. B.C.) defined the etymology as a science, which establishes the “what and why there were words”.
This is a list of English Language country names with appendant etymologies:

 

A
  • Afghanistan – Possibly from the Sanskrit ‘Upa-Ghana-Stan’, “land of the allied tribes”
  • Albania – land of the highlanders. ‘Alb’ from the PIE root meaning “white” or “mountain”. Mountain tribes from modern Kosovo are thought to have brought their highland ethnonym to the narrow coastal plain. The native name Shqip�ria means “land of the eagle”, the eagle having probably been a tribal totem.
  • Algeria – from the name of the capital city Algiers – French: Alger, from Arabic: Al Jazair (“The Island”).
  • America – see United States of America below, and under “naming of America”
  • Andorra – Unknown. Pre-Roman, possibly Iberian or Basque.
  • Angola – From ngola, a title used by the monarch of the pre-colonial Kingdom of Ndongo.
  • Argentina – from the Latin “Argentum” meaning ’silver’. Early traders used the region’s Rio de la Plata or ‘Silver River’ to transport silver and other treasures from upstream Peru. The land around the terminal downstream stations became known as “Argentina” ‘Land of Silver’.
  • Australia – from “unknown southern land” (Latin – terra australis incognita). The territory was named by early European explorers who were conscious of the fact that the Australian landmass was far larger than they had yet investigated. Explorer Matthew Flinders (1774-1814), the first to sail around and chart the Australian coast, used the term “Australia” in his publication.
  • Austria – “eastern kingdom”, c.f. modern German Österreich. In the 9th century, the territory formed part of the Frankish empire’s eastern limit, and also formed the eastern limit of German settlement against the Slavic area. Carl the Great dubbed the region “Ostmark” ‘Eastern border territory’. In the 11th century the term Ostarrichi first appeared.
  • Azerbaijan – “land of fire” (from surface fires on ancient oil pools; its ancient name Atropatene became Azerbaijan in Arabic)
 
B
  • Bahamas – from the Spanish Baja Mar meaning ‘Low (Shallow) Sea’. Spanish Conquistadors thus named the islands for the waters around them.
  • Bahrain – from Arabic, meaning ‘two seas’. Exactly which seas are being referred to is debated. Bahrain is located in a bay formed by the Arabian mainland and the peninsula of Qatar, and some believe that the ‘two seas’ are the waters of the bay on either side of the island. Others believe that the reference is to Bahrain’s position as an island in the Persian Gulf, separated by ‘two seas’ from the Arabian coast to the south and Iran to the north. Yet another claim is that the first sea is the one around Bahrain and the second sea is the abundant natural spring waters under the island itself.
  • Bangladesh – from Bengali/Sanskrit, Bangla referring to the Bengali speaking people, and Desh meaning “country”, hence “Country of the Bengalis”. The country was previously part of India and Bengali culture spans a wider area over India (in the state of West Bengal) and Bangladesh.
  • Barbados – Named by the Portuguese explorer Pedro a Campos “Los Barbados” ‘The Bearded Ones’ after the appearance of the island’s fig trees.
  • Belarus – “White Ruthenia”, formerly Byelorussiya, “White Russia”. See below, Russia. The name was changed after the collapse of the Soviet Union to emphasize that Belarus and Russia were and would continue to be two separate countries. The new term was marketed as having an independent etymological root Rus from Ruthenia. In fact Ruthenia and Russia are derived from the same Viking Rus root. Thus the Ukrainian region Ruthenia (known commonly as Rusynia) can be found in old texts as “Red Russia” where the term doesn’t refer to the whole of the Ukraine or to the Soviet Union.
  • Belgium – from the name of a Celtic tribe, the Belgae. Possibly further derived from the PIE “Bolg” meaning ‘bag’ or ‘womb’ indicating common descent.
  • Belize – from a Spanish mispronunciation of the name “Peter Wallece”, the pirate who created the first settlement in Belize in 1638.
  • Benin – named after an old African Empire named Benin, on whose territory modern Benin does not actually lie. What is now Benin was previously known as Dahomey, after its principal ethnic group.
  • Bhutan – land of the Bhotia. Ethnic Tibetans or “Bhotia” migrated from Tibet to Bhutan in the 10th century. The common root is “Bod”, an ancient name for Tibet.
  • Druk Yul – land of the thunder dragon, land of thunder, or land of the dragon.
  • Brazil – from the brazilwood tree, which in turn was named because its reddish wood was the color of red-hot embers (brasil in Portuguese).
  • Britain – “painted”; a reference to the original inhabitants of the islands use of body paint and tattoos; may also derive from the Celtic goddess Brigid
  • Bolivia – from Simon Bolivar 1783-1830, an anti-Spanish militant and first president of Bolivia after its independence in 1824.
  • Bosnia and Herzegovina – Traditionally, the region consisted of two distinct territories; the larger northern section was named after the Bosna river. The smaller southern territory takes its name from the German noble title Herzog, meaning “Duke”. The rank was conferred upon the territory’s ruler Grand Waywode in 1448 Stephan Vikcic by Emperor Frederick IV.
  • Botswana – named for the country’s largest ethnic group, the Tswana. The former name Bechuanaland was derived from Bechuana: an alternative spelling of Botswana.
  • Brazil – from the tree “pau-brasil”, very common in this country when it was discovered, about 1500.
  • Bulgaria – “land of the tribe formed of many tribes”, “Bulg” from a Turkic root meaning “mixed”
  • Burkina Faso – “land of upright people” or “land of honest men” or “land of the incorruptible”. Previously the country was named “Upper Volta”, after the Volta’s two main tributary rivers, both originating in Burkina Faso.
  • Burundi – land of those speaking the Rundi language.
 
C
  • Cameroon – from Portuguese Rio de Camar�es (“River of Shrimps”), the name given to the River Wouri by Portuguese explorers in the 15th century.
  • Canada – “little settlement” or “the village” in an Algonquian language (referring to Stadacona, a settlement near present-day Quebec City)
  • Cape Verde – from the Portuguese Cabo Verde, “green cape”, named by Portuguese sailors who had been sailing along the Sahara desert before sighting the relatively verdant islands.
  • Chile – Unknown. Possibly from a native Aracaunian term meaning “the depths”, a reference to the fact that the Andes mountain chain looms over the narrow coastal flatland. The Qechua word ‘chili’ or ‘limit of the world’ is also a possible derivation.
  • China – after the Qin Dynasty in Sanskrit (see also: China in world languages)
  • Colombia – after “Christopher Columbus”
  • Comoros – from the Arabic “Djazair al Kamar” ‘Island of the moon’.
  • Costa Rica – “rich coast” in Spanish
  • Croatia – *unknown, but thought to be Sarmatian in origin
  • Cuba – Taino Indian, “Cubanacan” ‘center place’
  • Cyprus – Named for its copper mines.
 
D
  • Denmark – from PIE *dhen “low” or ‘flat’ and Germanic “mark” – “border land” and/or “border forest”. Name used by the ancient Goths to describe the Forest separating Gothland from (then Danish) Scania.
  • Djibouti, named after the bottom point of the Gulf of Tadjoura. Possibly derived from the Afar word “gabouti”, a type of doormat made of palm fibres.
  • Dominica – From the Latin “Dies Dominica” meaning “Sunday”, the day of the week Christopher Columbus first landed on the island.
 
E
  • Ecuador – “equator” in Spanish
  • Egypt – “temple of the soul of Ptah”
  • El Salvador – “the saviour” in Spanish, named for Jesus Christ.
  • Equatorial Guinea – from the word ‘equator’ for that country’s geographical location, and perhaps from the Berber term “aguinaoui”, which means “black”.
  • Eritrea – named by Italian colonizers, from the ancient Greek name for the Red Sea “Erythrea Thalassa”.
  • Estonia – from the Germanic “eastern way”. Usually wrongly derived from Aestia of the ancient Greek writings, Aestia actually being modern Masuria in Poland, and probably derived from a Baltic root meaning “speckled”, the land being ’speckled’ with lakes.
  • Ethiopia – from the Latin “Aethiopia”, meaning “land of the blacks”, its roots the Greek aithein “to burn” and ops “face”. The old name “Abyssinia” is derived from the Arabic “mixed”, a reflection of the many ethnic groups inhabiting the country.
 
F
  • Fiji – from the Tonganese name for the islands ‘Viti’.
  • Finland – from the Germanic Fennland, probably from a root meaning “wanderers”. Suomi the name the natives use, may derive from the Baltic root for “land”.
  • France – “land of the Franks”, literally “land of the free men”. The region had earlier been known as Gallia (Gaul), from the name of a Celtic tribe.
 
G
  • Gabon from the Portuguese name for the River Mbe: “Gabao” (a type of hooded overcoat) from the shape of the river estuary.
  • Germany – “land of the spear men” from the germanic “gar” or ’spear’ and the latin and germanic “man”, in latin “Germania”.
  • Allemagne – “land of all the men” i.e. “our many tribes”
  • Deutschland – “land of the people”
  • Nemetsy (Polish: Niemcy; Romanian: Nemţi; Czech: Nemecko; Hungarian: N�met(orsz�g)) – “land of the mute” (where “mute” is a metaphor for “those who do not speak our language”). The Hungarian word is a Slavic loan word.
  • Ghana – after the ancient West African kingdom of the same name. The modern territory of Ghana was however never part of the previous polity.
  • Greece – from the Latin Gr�cus (Greek Γραικοί, claimed by Aristotle to refer to the name of the original people of Epirus, and Hellas “land of light” (a dubious claim, given that this resembles no Greek words for “land” or “light”).
  • Grenada – after the southern Spanish city of the same name.
  • Guyana – possibly from the local “Guainazes”, “people worthy of honors”.
 
H
  • Haiti – Taino Indian, “Hayiti’ “Tall Mountain”, the island it lies on is ‘Hispaniola’ roughly, ‘little Spain’, but was also originally known also as Hayiti.
  • Honduras – from the Spanish “depths”, a reference to the deep waters off the northern coast.
  • Hungary – “people of the 10 spears.” In other words, “alliance of the ten tribes”.
 
I
  • Iceland – “land of ice” (Ísland in Icelandic). So named to dissuade outsiders from attempting to settle on what was actually fertile land.
  • India – After the river Indus (in Hindi).
  • Bharat – The native name “Bharat” is often said to derive from the name of an ancient king “Jada Bharatha”, but it could possibly also derive from a different king, Bharata, the son of the legendary king Dushyanta.
  • Indonesia – “Indian Islands” from the Greek root nesos, island, added to the country name India.
  • Iran – “land of the Aryans” or “land of the free”. The term “Arya” derived from the PIE (Proto Indo-European), and generally carrying the meaning of ‘noble’ or ‘free’, cognate with the Greek-derived word “aristocrat”.
  • Persia – (former name for Iran): from Latin, via Greek “Persais”, from Old Persian “Paarsa”, a placename of a central district within the region, modern Fars. A common Hellenistic folk-etymology derives ‘Persia’ from “Land of Perseus”.
  • Iraq – from the ancient Semitic “Uruk” meaning “between the rivers”, a reference to the Rivers Tigris and Euphrates.
  • Ireland – after Eire from proto-Celtic *Īweriū “the fertile place” or “Place of Eire (Eriu)” a Celtic fertility goddess. Often mistakenly derived as “Land of Iron”
  • Israel – an alternative name for the biblical patriarch Jacob, literally “struggled with God.”
  • Italy – “son of the bull god” or “calf god”, the term originally referring only to a small region at the southern tip of modern Italy.
 
J
  • Jamaica Taino Indian “Hamaica”, land of wood and water, or perhaps “Land of Springs”.
  • Japan – “ribenguo” in Chinese or “sun origin country” or “land of the rising sun”, indicating Japan as lying to the east of China (where the sun rises). Japanese scholars borrowed the term, simplifying it from Nippon-gu to Nihon-gu, currently simply Nihon or Nippon, “Origin of the sun.”
 
K
  • Kenya – after Mount Kenya, from the Kikuyu name Kere-Nyaga (“Mountain of Whiteness”).
  • Kiribati – an adaption of “Gilbert”, from the European name “the Gilbert Islands”.
  • Korea – after the Koryu Goryeo Dynasty, the first Korean dynasty visited by westerners. The native name is Hangeuk. The ancient Choson meant “land of morning calm”.
  • Kuwait – from the Arabic “Kut” meaning ‘Fort’
 
L
  • Lebanon – from the Semitic “White Mountains”
  • Lesotho – after the Sotho people.
  • Liberia – from the Latin liber, ‘free’, so named because the nation was created as a homeland for freed American slaves.
  • Liechtenstein – “light stone” (‘light’ in weight rather than in brightness). The country was named after the Liechtenstein dynasty purchased and united the counties of Schellenburg and Vaduz and were allowed by the Holy Roman Emperor to rename the new property after its own family.
  • Luxembourg – (Celtic ‘Lucilem’ “small” and Germanic ‘burg’ “castle”, lucilemburrugh) ‘little castle’.
 
M
  • Malawi – from the native “Flaming Water”, perhaps after the reflections on lake Malawi.
  • Malaysia – land of the Malay people
  • Maldives – From the Sanskrit mahal, ‘palace’, diva, ‘island’, thus “palace island”. The main island, Male, held the palace of the islands’ Sultan.
  • Malta – from the Phoenician MLT meaning “refuge”. The term may have been kept long in currency by the existence of the Greek and Latin word melitta or “honey”, the name of the island in classical times, and also the major export from the island during those centuries.
  • Marshall Islands named after British Captain John Marshall, who was the first to document the existence of the island in 1788.
  • Mauritius – named after Dutch Staatholder, Prince Maurice of Orange
  • Mexico – after the Mexica branch of the Aztecs
  • Micronesia – from the Greek for “small islands”.
  • Moldova – from the river “Moldova” in Romania, itself named for the open pit mining its waters assisted. Molde is the German term for such a mine.
  • Monaco – “himself alone” a reference to the Greek demigod Hercules
  • Morocco from the city “Marakesh”. The native name “Al Maghreb al Aqsa”, means “the Farthest West”.
 
N
  • Namibia – from the coastal Namib Desert. Namib means “area where there is nothing” in the Nama language.
  • Nepal – “wool market”
  • Netherlands – Germanic ‘low lands’
  • Holland (part of the Netherlands; the term is often used to refer to the country as a whole) – Germanic ‘holt (i.e. wooded) land’ (often incorrectly regarded as meaning ‘hollow [i.e. marsh] land’)
  • Batavia (Germanic) – ‘arable land’ (derived from Betuwe as opposed to -the regional name “Veluwe” meaning ‘fallow’ or ‘waste’ ‘land’
  • New Zealand – after the province of Zeeland in the Netherlands.
  • Nigeria – from a local African language “Ni Gir”, “river Gir”
  • Norway – from the old Norse northr and veg “northern way”. The Norwegian name Norge is from the roots northr and rike, “Northern Kingdom”.
 
O
  • Oman – disputed origin. Some sources claim that the name derives from an Arabic term for “settled” (as opposed to nomadic), or from other Arabic words meaning peace or trust. Others claim that it was named after a person, possibly Oman bin Ibrahim al-Khalil, Oman bin Siba’ bin Yaghthan bin Ibrahim, Oman bin Qahtan, or Oman bin Loot (the Arabic name for the biblical figure Lot). The name has been in existence for some time, having been mentioned by the geographer Ptolemy ( 85 AD – 165 AD).
 
P
  • Pakistan – an acronym (Punjab, Afghan frontier, Kashmir, Indus Valley) plus -stan; also happens to form the word land of the pure, “pak” meaning “pure”.
  • Palestine – from the Roman name for the country, literally “land of the Philistines” (“Philistines” itself is from the Semitic root P.L.Sh., meaning “invader”)
  • Panama – after a former village near the modern capital. From the Cueva Indian language meaning “place of abundance of fish”, possibly from the Caribe “abundance of butterflies”, or possible from another native term refering to the Panama tree.
  • Papua – “Papua” meaning “Land of the people with the frizzy hair”, named by the neighboring Malays (who generally have straight hair).
  • Peru – possibly after the River Biru in modern Ecuador.
  • Philippines – “lands of King Philip” (the 16th century Spanish Monarch).
  • Poland – From the Germanic polen, “fields”.
  • Portugal – From the Latin portus, “port” and the name of the Roman port of Gaya, which later became Cale. The junction name cames after the name of the Portus Cale (adding Portus to the old name), modern Oporto.
 
R
  • Romania – “Roman Realm” – as the local Romanized population designate themselves as Rum�ni or Rom�ni.
  • Russia – from an old Viking group known as the Rus, and from the kingdom they founded in present-day Ukraine.
 
S
  • Samoa – “Sacred Moa Preserve”, after the Moa, a native hen-like fowl. In legend a sacred hen enclosure “Sa-moa” was created by King Lu. After battles to protect it, he had a son he named “Samoa” who became the progenitor of the Moa clan, who came to dominate the island of Manu’a and the whole Samoan area.
  • San Marino – after Saint Marinus of Rimini who is said to have founded San Marino in 301 AD.
  • S�o Tom� and Pr�ncipe – Portuguese: Saint Thomas and Prince (Islands).
  • Serbia and Montenegro
  • Serbia – unknown, possibly Sarmatian in origin; name of Sorbs in present day Germany is of same origin, the Serbs having migrated into the Balkan area from the region in Germany known as Lusatia, where the Sorbs are currently found. As amatter of trivia, it is considered likely that a former sovereign State, the principality of Anhalt-Zerbst, in deriving its name from the German town of Zerbst also carried the Serbian ethnomyn.
  • Montenegro – Named by Venetian conquerors montenegro, “black mountain”, after the appearance of Mount Lovcen or most likely its dark coniferous forests. Crna Gora, the modern native name for the country, is a literal translation of “Montenegro”. The country had previously been known as “Zeta”, Dioclea (Serbo-Croat Duklia) and Doclea. “Doclea” the name of the region during the early period of the Roman Empire, was termed for an early Illyrian tribe. In later centuries, Romans “hyper-corrected” to “Dioclea” wrongly guessing that an I had been lost due to vulgar speech patterns. The earliest Slavic name “Zeta” derives from the name of a river in Montenegro which itself derives from an early root meaning “harvest” or “grain”. (Contrary to popular belief, “Montenegro” is not Italian, as “black mountain” in Italian is monte nero without the g.)
  • Seychelles – named after Jean Moreau de S�chelles, Finance Minister to King Louis XV of France.
  • Sierra Leone – adapted from the Spanish version – Sierra Le�n — of the Portuguese Serra-Le�a (“lion mountains”).
  • Singapore – the city was founded by Sir Stamford Raffles in 1819 and he adopted the name Singapore from the Malay Sinhapura which was the earlier name of the island. Sinhapura in turn has come from the Sanskrit Simhapura or “Lion City”.
  • Slovakia – from the Slavic “glory” or “the word”
  • Slovenia – from the Slavic “glory” or “the word”
  • Spain – Phoenician ‘Rabbit coast’
  • Sri Lanka – “Resplendent Land” in Sanskrit.
  • Serendip – ancient name derived from the Sanskrit “Sinhala-dweepa”, meaning either “land of lions” or “land of the Sinhala people”; sinha being lion in Sanskrit, and the Sinhalas being the early Aryan inhabitants of the region.
  • Ceylon (English), Cilan (Portuguese), Seilan – former names of the country from the Pali Sinhalana meaning “land of the lions”.
  • Sudan – from the Arabic Bilad as-Sudan, ‘Land of the blacks’
  • Suriname – after the Surinen people, native American inhabitants of the region.
  • Sweden – “Svea people”. The exact development of the ethnonym is uncertain, but is at least known to derive from the Old Norse “Svithjoth”, “Svi” of unknown etymology, “thjoth” from Germanic “thjod” or ‘people’. The terms ‘Svithjoth’ and ‘Svithjoth the Great’ were originally used to denote various land areas figuring in Norse mythological and legendary tales, including areas in Scadinavia and/or modern Russia. The vague manner in which the toponym was applied suggests that is was used for areas generally unknown but definitely beyond and to the north or west of what its most frequent users, the ethnic Goths, considered the area of civilization. The derivative term “Svea-rike” ‘Svear Kingdom’ appears to have emerged after the (returning) nordic Heruli were expelled from Gothland (Gautaland) in southern Scandinavia. It was natural that the Heruli, having been pushed beyond the northern limit of the Gothic Kingdom, might take the traditional name of ‘Svea’. Eventually the Svear conquered the Goths and it from this point that modern academics speak of the existence of “Sweden” rather than one of its component territories “Svealand”.
  • Switzerland – from the canton of Schwyz, possibly derived further from the OMH German “Schweitz”, meaning Swamp.
 
T
  • Taiwan – “Terraced bay” in Chinese. Terraced rice fields are typical of Taiwanese landscape.
  • Tajikistan – from a Turkic root tasi meaning ‘Muslim’.
  • Tanzania – a combination of the names of two states that merged to form this country, Tanganyika, and Zanzibar.
  • Thailand – from the native Thai “Land of the free”. Previously the country had been known as:
  • Siam – The name was given to the ancient Thai people by their neighbors the Burmese, and probably derives from the Pali toponym “Suvarnabhuma” ‘Land of Gold’, the ultimate root the Pali root “sama”, which variously denoted different shades of color, most often brown or yellow, but sometimes green or black.
  • Timor From the Malay word timur meaning “east”. In its official Tetun language East Timor is known as Timor Lorosae or ‘east Timor’. To neighboring Indonesia it is known as Timor Timur, etymologically ‘eastern east’.
  • Togo – from the settlement Togo, currently Togoville. In Ewe, to is ‘water’ and go ’shore’.
  • Tonga – from the native ‘South’ or ’southern’. In the 19th century, the territory was known as “Friendship Islands”, so named by Captain James Cook.
  • Trinidad and Tobago – “Trinidad” after the 3 prominent mountain peaks on the island and the Christian trinity (trinidad is Spanish for trinity or trio), “Tobago”, after “tobacco”, smoked by the natives.
  • Tuvalu – from the native “eight islands” or “eight standing with each other”. An earlier name, Niulakita, was suppressed ; it was the name of the first atoll settled in 1949.
 
U
  • Uganda – from the earlier “Buganda”, “land of men”, the ethnomym of the region’s dominant group.
  • Ukraine – from the Slavic “border territory” etymologically identical to kraijina in Serbo-Croat
  • United States of America – from the explorer and cartographer Amerigo Vespucci, who added his own name prominently on the maps he sold of the new world, consumers confusedly believing the name to be the name of the new land.
 
V
  • Vanuatu – From the Bislama “Forever on our Land”. The territory was known earlier as the New Hebrides, after the islands in Scotland.
  • Vatican City ‘Vatican’ from the Latin vaticinari, “to prophesy”, from the name of the hill ‘Mons Vaticanus’ on which the Vatican is located, the street beneath having been used by fortune-tellers and sooth-sayers in Roman times.
  • Venezuela – “Little Venice”, from the diminutive form of “Venezia”. European explorers, impressed by the native stilt-houses built on Lake Maracaibo, decided to name the region after Venice.
  • Vietnam – “Southern land”, The original core of Vietnamese civilization having been farther north.
 
Y
  • Yemen – disputed meaning. Some sources claim it is from the Arabic yamin, meaning “right-hand side” (a referrence to Yemen’s position relative to an observer looking inland from Mecca), while other sources claim that it is from yumn, meaning happiness or blessings. The name (to the classical world “Arabia Felix”) originally referred to the entire southern coast of the Arabian Peninsula.
 
Z
  • Zambia – after the River Zambezi.
  • Zimbabwe – “stone houses” in Shona, referring to the stone-built capital city of the ancient trading empire of Great Zimbabwe.
 

Daily Joke

  • One girl asks the other:
    - Do you know where to buy the shortest chandelier?
    - Why?
    - To prevent the old man’s horns from hurting him!

Oscar Wilde

  • (A country where) the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
  • A book or poem which has no pity in it had better not be written.
  • A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can you want?
  • A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
  • A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
  • A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it.
  • A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
  • A true gentlemen is one who is never unintentionally rude.
  • All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.
  • Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
  • Always! That is the dreadful word … it is a meaningless word, too.
  • Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.
  • As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.
  • As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.
  • At every single moment of one’s life, one is going to be no less than what one has been.
  • Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
  • By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
  • Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.
  • Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
  • Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation.
  • Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
  • Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes the biography.
  • Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
  • Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.
  • Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.
  • Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
  • For he who lives more lives than one, more deaths than one must die.
  • Good artists exist simply in what they make, and consequently are perfectly uninteresting in what they are.
  • He hasn’t an enemy in the world, and none of his friends like him.
  • I am not young enough to know everything.
  • I can believe anything, provided it is incredible.
  • I can resist everything except temptation.
  • I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.
  • I know not whether laws be right, Or whether laws be wrong; All that we know who lie in gaol Is that the wall is strong; And that each day is like a year, A year whose days are long.
  • If England treats her criminals the way she has treated me, she doesn’t deserve to have any.
  • In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
  • It is a dangerous thing to reform anyone.
  • It is not the prisoners who need reformation, it is the prisons.
  • It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
  • I’ve put my genius into my life; I’ve only put my talent into my works.
  • Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead.
  • Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing.
  • Life is not governed by will or intention. Life is a question of nerves, and fibers, and slowly built-up cells in which thought hides itself, and passion has its dreams.
  • Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
  • Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us.
  • Men become old, but they never become good.
  • Men know life too early, women know life too late.
  • Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious: both are disappointed.
  • My great mistake, the fault for which I can’t forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality.
  • Nothing is so dangerous as being too modern; one is apt to grow old-fashioned quite suddenly.
  • Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
  • One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is that things are what they are and will be what they will be.
  • Only the shallow know themselves.
  • Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.
  • Pessimist – one who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
  • Pleasure is the only thing to live for. Nothing ages like happiness.
  • Punctuality is the thief of time.
  • Relations are simply a tedious pack of people who haven’t got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die.
  • The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
  • The best way to make children good is to make them happy.
  • The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable, and literature is not read.
  • The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.
  • The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
  • The only things one never regrets are one’s mistakes.
  • The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.
  • The play was a great success, but the audience was a disaster.
  • The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
  • The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
  • The truth is rarely pure, and never simple.
  • There is luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves we feel that no one else has the right to blame us.
  • There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
  • There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. That is all.
  • There is no such thing as romance in our day, women have become too brilliant; nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.
  • There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
  • Things are in their essence what we choose to make them. A thing is, according to the mode in which one looks at it.
  • This morning I took out a comma and this afternoon I put it back again.
  • To be on the alert is to live; to be lulled into security is to die.
  • To become the spectator of one’s own life is to escape the suffering of life.
  • To get into the best society nowadays, one has either to feed people, amuse people, or shock people.
  • To have the reputation of possessing the most perfect social tact, talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if he bored you.
  • To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.
  • To most of us the real life is the life we do not lead.
  • We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
  • What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
  • When a love comes to an end, weaklings cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve.
  • When critics disagree, the artist is in accord with himself.
  • When I was young, I thought money was the most important thing in life. Now that I’m old – I know it is.
  • When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
  • When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
  • Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are.
  • Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are.
  • Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
  • Yet each man kills the thing he loves, By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word, The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword.

Advices & Quotes

This page is a collection of quotations about advice and advising from a variety of sources, all in alphabetical order:

  • Advice is least heeded when most needed. ~English proverb
  • Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. ~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  • Advice is one of those things it is far more blessed to give than to receive. ~Carolyn Wells
  • Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t. ~Erica Jong
  • Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to give it. ~Agatha Christie
  • He that won’t be counselled can’t be helped. ~Benjamin Franklin
  • He who can take advice is sometimes superior to him who can give it. ~Karl von Knebel
  • I always advise people never to give advice. ~P. G. Wodehouse
  • I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself. ~Oscar Wilde
  • I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. ~Harry S. Truman
  • I sometimes give myself admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it. ~Mary Worley Montagu
  • In giving advice, seek to help, not to please, your friend. ~Solon
  • It is a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it. ~author unknown
  • Many receive advice, few profit by it. ~Publilius Syrus, 42 BC
  • No one wants advice—only corroboration. ~John Steinbeck
  • Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it. ~Edna St. Vincent Millay, as an undergraduate at Vassar
  • Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. ~Gordon R. Dickson
  • Successful men follow the same advice they prescribe for others. ~author unknown
  • Take my advice; I’m not using it. ~author unknown
  • The art of giving advice is to make the recipient believe he thought of it himself. ~Frank Tyger
  • The best advisors … give us, out of themselves, the ardent spirit and desire to act right, and leave us then, even through many blunders, to find out what our own form of right action is. ~Philip Brooks
  • The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others. ~anonymous
  • The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right. ~Hannah Whitall Smith
  • There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise. ~Gore Vidal
  • There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice. ~Joseph Addison
  • We may give advice, but we cannot inspire the conduct. ~François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
  • Whatever advice you give, be short. ~Horace
  • When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. ~’Josh Billings’ (Henry Wheeler Shaw)