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Gregory Gash

Aphorisms

In response to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel is being switched-off today.

Politicians resort to hysterics to be part of historic events.

Don’t be a small time crook, you’ll just end up in jail; be a big-time crook, you’ll make history.

The sign of a healthy nation is its ability to laugh at itself.

Both aphorists and sculptors chop off all unnecessary parts.

Strong expressions compensate for weak arguments.

To give weight to nonsense, whisper it into someone’s ear.

People bump into each other so often because everyone follows their own path.

Biography: what really happened to a person. Memoirs: what the person wishes would have happened.

God created everything from nothing. We are busy doing the opposite


2 Comments

  1. Miriam Gash says:

    Are you my nephew?

  2. admin says:

    Hello Miriam Gash,
    I am not your nephew, however, Mr. Gregory Gash might be.
    You need to contact him directly. He lives in Israel.
    rgds
    aphorist

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