SAYINGS and QUOTES – PhraseЯus

1. Here you are not here – here you quickly grow out of vodka, get drunk and outrageous breach. 
     There will not institute – here you quickly grow out of the vodka drink and discipline bullies.
2. At the command “lights out” occurs at night.
3. Patrol vehicle sent forward to a distance of visual memory.
4. Signal for the attack – three green whistle.
5. Dig a trench from me and to obeda.S shovels I have agreed.
6. Tanks come in small groups of two or three people.
7. Hashe occupation penny is not worth a damn.
8. Here, as in war – killed the commander, took a different machine.
9. Live like pigs in the den.
10. Sergeant! You are not orderly, martins, hanging on the ears.
11. Short rushes me to the next tree.
12. If you do not like these fees, you’ll make more than others.
13. The battalion commander did not go on foot, he takes a GAZ-39 or zampoteha.
14. Groundhog image manage your life, comrades cadets!
15. Again boots not been cleaned? Boots should be cleaned from the evening to the morning to put on a fresh mind.
16. You are cadets, or where? You are on the charges or what?
17. Now I see what’s what and how to punish anybody.
18. After firing the combat and training ammunition must be brought to its original state.
19. Tomorrow we have sessions on the GSA. Dress code – without weapons.
20. Report the presence of people! Who is not everything, to punish.
21. Or you stop smoking, or one of the two.
22. When cadet cause, he must stand up and turn red as a cucumber.
23. Each student must be either encouraged or punished.
24. In the next lesson will be some increase of workload.
25. What you mat swears like little children.
26. Do I look! Where I is normal, but where is merciless.
27. As you stroetes! Run one by one.
28. Helzya all break, it is necessary for something and sit.
29. Sin in wartime can dostigat four.
30. In what state you are in, comrade student? Here is a major cost.
31. You hope that you put three on the exam? Will install, but you will from this will not be easier.
32. Silence! Or I’m going to behave brutally!
33. Hey, you three! Go both to me! What do you look, I tell you!
34. What are you, comrade cadet, a rough square painted? Are you colorblind?
35. What you for toenails had grown? Like an eagle, though the trees to climb.
36. All missing build a single file!
37. The head of a soldier to think, and the brain – to think.
38. Coniferous forest burns better than a woody.
39. And do not make an intelligent person, do not forget that you are future officers.
40. This is not England – need to dig deeper.
41. What the pig was held here – a cow, or what?
42. Take the statutes and rewrite all of them.
43. The “Alla” is performed at a run.
44. If you fornicate – let the rocket.
45. Close your mouth – panties visible.
46. Hu is like, how it goes! Cow kind! Pig, I think.
47. All our troubles because the top button undone.
48. Here I have from childhood child appeared.
49. The more digits, the more incomprehensible.
49.1. The more digits, so no longer needed.
50. This is fraught with you sideways.
51. Do not pull on the rubber on the back burner.
52. Platoon! Back to back in a checkerboard pattern on a diagonal Stand up!
53. How do you go? The impact must be both a cut of the boot mate.
54. Roth! For men: a bin in the bath!
55. The steering is used to turn right, left and other parties.
56. In the army, all monotonous, all of it is cut, painted and planted in sand.
57. Automatic place on the knee of his left hand.
58. What do you sleep while standing on the move?
59. Here you’ll find.
60. My throat hurts? Learn charters – will not hurt.
61. In the company of seven slobs, and you wear your hair parted in the middle.
62. Fighting leaf should be fighting a leaf, this is a battle piece.
63. Hachalo – poldela, the end – around the head!
70. Peopganizatsiya zatponula division and dpugie poda voyck.
71. Litso nA fotogpafii dolzhno be kvadpatnym.
72. Thou zachem cyuda lezhish? Tvoe mecto zdec not here!
73. Molchat I cppashivayu of you!
74. As revealed to nothing but diod, nachinaet deyctvovat zakon Kipxgofa.
75. What Sure peshetka? Peshetka – That is the metallichecky lict c ppopublennymi it otvepctiyami.
76. Thus did Avtomat pabotaet: paz, be two, tris – and of you net.
77. Likvidipovat takoy nedoctatok even as ppichecki!
78. Bce pugovitsy dolzhny be ppishity namertvo, even as shlagbaum.
79. Tovapischi cadets! Ha etot cchet cuschectvuet be two opinions: odno – moe, dpugoe – oshibochnoe.
80. Ye zdec pishete zelenymi chepnilami chepnym figures: Software belomu?
81. I am only znayu, what a head instead of you – ass. You all need the information in notebooks have – that’s how I (shows).
82. When you get captured, you will long to beat, but you will have nothing to say. And not because you are persistent, you just do not know.
83. Also I defender of the motherland! In the trenches, not sitting and talking …
84. Military secrecy is not that you are studying, and that is exactly you are studying.
85. Ye must always remember: whatever you do, you are doing wrong.
86. Absent through illness and other family circumstances.
87. Let the number of tanks equal to “K”, no “K” – is not enough, take the “N”.
89. I will now make you happy and you will feel the stick on his head.
90. And what do you think? That war will begin, and Lt. Col. Snegiryov will not be there, no!
91. Not to catch the fleas, if you do not understand the idea! (PP-to Snegirev).
92. Man manages, when he sees the left border and right border.
93. Again all prolopoushili (PP-to Snegirev).
94. Interesting to talk with you when you say something (PP-to Snegirev).
95. At issue is not relevant to his subject, m-p Novikov said: “This question is not on my salary.”
96. So light that the soul is simply nothing (PP-to Snegirev).
97. Lithuanian song “Think, think …” written especially for you.
98. Engineers, developers! You still need to develop themselves!
99. There are no toilets and toilets!
100. He came to the military department – be a man. Released from the institution – can become a woman.
101. So, where does 2DR ‘, you know? And where do you now appear deuce would you guess?
102. To a subtle humor, we need fat knowledge.
103. Defending the “laboratorki” student Petrova but bubbles can not see anything.
104. Do not make the findings (on “laboratorki”) on the scale of the armed forces of the USSR.
105. Gonor a lot: my mom fed up “with sour cream, at sosiskah …”
106. You go to the camps, and your mother will be on my chest to cry.
107. Murder will be hidden: it still pops out.
108. - Fellow students, why are you with the beard?
Student R-10-18 Gluhov:
- I want to be like the hero of the Soviet Union Kunikova!
- After 40 minutes, good enough to become more like a major Novikova!
109. My name is Major Krylov (version: My name is Lieutenant Medvedev)
110. Stop the concert! You are not stuffed (PP-to Snegirev).
111. You humor the Stone Age: gone come, fell, broke … And he stands on his stomach holding (PP-to Snegirev).
112. Whiskers grow little, we must still work to do
113. I see the results ( “laboratorki”) within gunshot.
114. - What have you left the military from engaging in business?
- Title! (student A-9-83)
115. You must prove that you do not bear on a bicycle, a student at 5-th course!
116. In the laboratory work begins the game. One in ostsilograf looks, and the other at this time, he scratches the sides (PP-to Snegirev).
117. In the army, all parallel and perpendicular to (Major Gromov).
118. Intellectual work biceps of the right hemisphere (Major Gromov).
119. Each fold on a soldier’s blanket – a loophole for the agents of world imperialism (Major Gromov).
120. Get three points and go! I will not allow themselves to terrorize!
121. Must get one’s hand until stuffed nose.
122. You need to do is not the best, as expected (Major Gromov).
123. The model should not match the terrain, but to be beautiful (Major Starodymov).
124. The platoon commander cadets: “Today, in boots on the bed does not lie!”
125. Major Gromov cadets making the “bovoy sheet (July 1986):” I do not know what to write about? 2.3 small notes. There are not enough words – draw a picture. This book is a ribbon, breast develop. Here – naked woman next to it write “humor”.
126. Dress – sports: training pants, slippers. Who has not – pants and shirt.
127. 1 st and 2 nd tables today in the dismissal would not go (Suvorov military school, where he studied the major Gromov)
128. To empty head arm not apply!
129. 25.07.86 on the antenna soldiers stood and waved a mop. “The captain sent noise to drive away” – he explained.
130. You are from the Stone Age, and I’m out of the wooden (PP-to Snegirev).
131. Headquarters on the map marked triangular flag colors (PP-to Konovalov).
132. Comrade cadet! Do you have their head on their shoulders!
133. Roth! Left shoulder forward, right – hang up!
134. Comrade cadet! Do not think you’re smarter than you … (PP-to Borulichev).
135. Show that you still izMGU, rather than from any other Sharashkin office (PP-to Borulichev).
136. Fracture – is oblong dent in the metal with oval edges.
137. What are you toskuete Alyonushka as a stream with a gray wolf? (Major Choline).
138. Each person has his own body.
139. Fighting in the city – it is not in the field, so you need not build the trenches, and barricades to dig (Maj. Osokin).
140. Dress any, but not a coward (Art. l-t Aleksandrenko).
141. Better to dig up three times than one – to show (Major Osokin).
142. For me there though tumbleweed not grow … (Major Cherepakhin).
143. The platoon went out to the edge of the trees.
144. Hachalo – half the battle, the end – around the head!
145. Then one comedian approached and asked whether it should be replaced by what I said to him – no. First there then here.
146. The commander said – a ferret! And no gophers!
147. We stand in the evening at dawn.
148. Comrade cadet, if you want to say something, it is better to keep silent.
149. Comrade cadet, if you moron, then say so, and there’s no gun rack.
150. Shut up, I ask you!
151. First, will the people, and then we’ll go.
152. As you approached me with his hands, with feet!
153. Whatever I have one personnel in the barracks had not seen!
154. Cadet, remove the hand from his mouth!
155. Output would have to clear the field, put his face to the wall and putting a bullet in the forehead!
156. What are you, stupid? Remember not you? Record, then I burn.
76.1. If instead of a head butt you and you do not remember by creating a notebook, as I did.
157. I do not know how it should be, but you are doing wrong!
158. Nuclear bomb always gets in the epicenter.
159. Stop there, listen here!
160. Bush – a bunch of plants growing from a single point.
161. Comrade cadet! You are like an African bird, the ostrich, which from the height of his flight does not see the Party line.
162. By the top end of the metal tank welded triangular hole with a diameter of five centimeters.
163. - Ensign, stop the bus!
- Auto Combat-y-os, stop! Whoops! Two!
- Ensign, stopped the engine!
- Ah-ah-ah-ah …!!!!
164. Ellipse – is a circle, inscribed in a square of two by four.
165. Colonels do not run, because in peacetime it is laughable, and in the military – panic.
166. Comrades students! Here one of you will do the mature female officers. At first, I’ll do it, and then other officers of our department.
167. Yes, I am principled, but not moron.
168. What are you swear obscenities? Then will those same hands to eat bread.
169. In the army fools do not need. That’s why I’m here.
170. Meningitis is a terrible disease – after it, or die, or become fools. My brother and I ached. He died, and I was lucky.
171. In the dismissal will only exemplary tables.
172. Take, does not mean to steal.
173. Comrade cadet that you are standing in a pose swallowed scrap?
174. Comrades cadets! I looked at your notes, and my hair stood perpendicular to the head.
175. Orderly, why the water in the decanter is empty?
176. Traces of boots protruding from the walls …
177. Orderly! I walk in the company and on the dust tripping!
178. Comrade cadet, are you – disabled 6-th degree?
179. He looked me in the locker, and there is a naked woman. I tore it and threw it on the parade ground, who do not believe – can go and see it still lying there.
180. Hi, Mom! Light it pie
181. The company commander before the new set of cadets: “That’s how I like my graduates! Hedavno sent me a packet of wafers and the book” Idiot “.
182. I will teach you to salute each oak tree, starting with me!
183. Fellow students! Why did you come to school in trousers most probable enemy?
184. We have 40p, ppinimaem solution: do not buy, we will only tpatit.
185. You are on the mapped will be given ppikazy, the more info on it all the worse.
186. Abashidze, overgrown, like an elephant, hairy like too!
187. Do not live even a hand to where the dog’s nose does not sunet.
188. SPECIAL secret documents before reading burn.
189. Mnogo water do not drink, otherwise all the water will make you on the back in the form of salt.
190. Orientiruyu: landmark first – pine with a birch top.
191. Come on, we used to with one another through a mine field, it is ahead, I am back.
192. Bzvod today subbotnik. Obyasnyayu task: to collect all the bricks and burn.
193. Tishe, and that tea cools.
194. I do not understand, comrades, the students how much you can drink? Hu, drank one, well, another, well, per liter, well, two. Ho why get drunk?
195. Bullet – a fool, and you – fool. Sorry for the harshness, but it is our duty.
196. I could not finish the Academy of, but Bysshee education Dadu Bam!
197. Cadet Ivanov! Fill glasses!
198. You have all the buns, girls and sour cream.
199. Hashli fool, I am for the work you will not do.
200. What do you have to look, Comrade student? Pants not smoother, boots not been cleaned, not shaven face – as five.
201. Corporal, why did you not give me the honor? - Sorry, I probably fell asleep .- Hu okay, but then I thought that you do not respect me.
202. Comrade Colonel, me yesterday on his head dropped shopping. - And what it was? - Hichego. - And in the basket?
203. Time should stand at a distance of elongated shot of each other.
204. Comrade Colonel! What if the population explosion? - Using combined arms means of individual protection.
205. Silence! Do not hear the answer!
206. If I read as much as you, I would have hanged himself on One family stpanitse.
207. We are not looking for easy ways (m-p Kpupnik).