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Jewish tunes

By Alexander Sitkin

  1. When the Jews finally reached the promised land, no one expected them
  2. The Jewish people was the first who get the rights to be God’s chosen nation
  3. For nearly 2000 years, Jews are blamed that Judas was a Jew. Why, then, they are not recognised for the other 11 apostols, including Jesus, were Jewish?
  4. He was so religeous that wared two kipas.
  5. Common Jewish habit is always objecting himself.
  6. Half-Jew is he one whose wife is Jewish.
  7. There is no any bad situation whren Jews are not to blame.
  8. The Jewish paradox: the people who recognizes no authority have came to the idea of superior authority.
  9. The Jews came to the idea of one God, probably because it was expensive to worship many.
  10. There is no Jewish question for me. For me, there is only a Jewish response.
  11. I’m half Jewish and the other half is also Jewish. With Jews you never know what would be the sum of two halves.
  12. Many Jews prefer small government, because ever one of them knows how to govern best. The only problem is how to reconcile their own opinions.

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