- Russian people do not have a plan of action … Any plan is a failure by default.
- Russian is reading an instruction manual only when something gets broken.
- Do not afraid of Russian tanks as much as their drunken crew.
- How to split a 0.75 liter bottle of vodka between 3 people? Poor each man a bit less than 100ml, and the problem will be reduced to the most common model. (500 ml is a most commonly divided into 3 equal parts by millions of male Russians)
- Two state of cleanliness in Russia:
- All dirt is frozen
- All dirt is dry.
- Ass for Russians is a multifunctional body part: it is thinking, it is looking for an adventure, and it is full of shit when Russians feel bad
- It is only in Russia, the salt grain may be larger than the holes in the salt pot.
- In kindergarten hot water has been finally turned on: you can’t eat it, of course, but it is better than nothing.
- By watching “Irony of Fate or Enjoy Your Bath” (a very popular New Year movie), a half of Russians instinctively celebrate New Year.
- Ask a friend the following questions: Winnie the Pooh – a pig or a wild boar? And enjoy the answer: 90% answers – a pig. In fact, the correct answer is a bear.
- It turns out that between Friday and Monday there are two more days than between Monday and Friday!
- Russia is the only country in the world where the vast majority of its population constantly looking depressed.
- Russia has three degrees of cold:
1. – It’s cold!
2. – Shit, it’s so cold!
3. – Blyaaaaa, how cold it is! - Having the right to your own opinion still doesn’t not force me to listen to your nonsense.
Happiness is when you have everything you want, but everything is still at large. - When the the government wants something from you, it calls itself the homeland.
- The government of Egypt and Turkey demand that Russian tourists must be photographed on a passport drunken …
- There is a unique profession – to defend yourself from your own motherland.
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