- If you drive a car and you have been strongly hit then get out of it exit and see: if the hit is from behind then it mean the money is coming, if the hit is from the front then you start losing them.
- If a husband opens the car door to his wife, it is either a new car or a new wife.
- The large the tits the less remembered face.
- If alcohol is hard to dring then expect it coming back!
- If you cursing quietly, then you have a cold throat.
- If again you gain 10 lb during last week, then this diet was advice to you by your best girlfriend.
- Go to work is to money.
- If the horse tells you that you are crazy, it means that you are.
- The path to the refrigerator goes through through woman’s heart.
- If you woke up with a girl you met yesterday and she doesn’t go away, then it is your wife.
- If he looks straight into your eyes, then it’s a time to take care of your figure.
- If you woke up fully dressed in the morning, it means that you will have a headache.
- If the husband brings flowers for no reason, it means that the reason, actually, exists.
- If you wake up in a good mood, it means that you didn’t wake up yet.
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