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If you drive a car and you have been strongly hit then get out of it exit and see:  if the hit is from behind then it mean the money is coming, if the hit is from the front then you start losing them.

If a husband opens the car door to his wife, it is either a new car or a new wife.

The large the tits the less remembered face.

If alcohol is hard to dring then expect it coming back!

If you cursing quietly, then you have a cold throat.

If again you gain 10 lb during last week, then this diet was advice to you by your best girlfriend.

Go to work is to money.

If the horse tells you that you are crazy, it means that you are.

The path to the refrigerator goes through through woman’s heart.

If you woke up with a girl you met yesterday and she doesn’t go away, then it is your wife.

If he looks straight into your eyes, then it’s a time to take care of your figure.

If you woke up fully dressed in the morning, it means that you will have a headache.

If the husband brings flowers for no reason, it means that the reason, actually, exists.

If you wake up in a good mood, it means that you didn’t wake up yet.

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