Why short sayings are mostly funny?
Short Sayings are similar to phrases, aphorisms, quotes, and another cultural epressions by people, ususally famouse enough to be reprinted again and again. Some of short sayings are funny and we like to read them first. Others are related to different aspects of our life: some of them being satirical, some of them being sad, others being sinister. Also short sayings are short so they are easy to remember and use. Most of them are definitely funny and will make you laugh, not necessarly by reading the first few of them. Please enjoy!
Top 20 Short Sayings
- “The most dangerous position in which to sleep is with your feet on your office desk”, Anonymous
- “In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf”, Anonymous
- “Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time”, Anonymous
- “Do you know why they call it ‘PMS’? Because ‘Mad Cow Disease’ was already taken”, Anonymous
- “Always drink upstream from the herd”, Anonymous
- “It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day”, Homer J Simpson
- “I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof”, Rodney Dangerfield
- “Cheese… milk’s leap toward immortality”, Clifton Fadiman
- “Only a fool argues with a skunk, a mule or the cook”, Harry Oliver
- “Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!”, Homer J Simpson